What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 09:38
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
What do you mean son?
Do you know what she said mum?
Why does a straight man like anal penetration?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
What! how could you do that?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
What do you think about Matt Gatz as an attorney general?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Can you tell me a depressing story?
True - how I loved my mum!
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
How do you know if your husband loves you truly and deeply?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Have you made a female relative or friend squirt?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”